19 Shower Thoughts That Will Make Your Brain Smoke

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  • 01
    Motor vehicle - When I drive in the rainlalways look at other people's windshield wipers to see if I'm over reacting.
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    Text - Every time acharacter dies on a TV show Ifeel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
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    Medical procedure - If dentist make their money off of people that havebad teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that '9 out of 10 dentist recommend.
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    Footwear - Ofeel more naked when Pm naked with socks than when I'm naked without socks.
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    Font - moves left 19 sOore: 186 680 Sweet! We live in a world where GTA is a kid's game and Candy Crush is adult's. Col
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    Parmigiano-reggiano - H 0OP If my feet smell like cheese its disgusting, but if cheese smells like my feet its "exquisite." 08 4041 EN 16 00P N -REGG ONVICHNPARM4 PARMIBAN CNVISGERGG -PARMIGAN BEGOI 79 PAR CNVIONG -PARMICIAH dePARMM CS A VEEN-PARN VEI3-PARMC VI -REGG ONVISIGRGGPRMIE NVIS 6GI ONVRARANA RMIG 9 PARHIGIAN O96ANO ONSISIGIN-O IG GIA B93 PARMIGIANG AND PARM
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    Product - 85% of the Internet.considers themselves an introvert and theyare.alloutspoken.about it. HOO
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    Horse - If someone tells you to "hold your horses," they're asking you to be stable. RENRO ars
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    Sparkler - Knowing magic isn't real makes magic tricks even more impressive.
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    Text - Brain surgery isjust abunch of brains trying to help another brain out.
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    People - Ithink the ultimate threat a teenage girl could use against their mother is "I will turn you into a Grandma"
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    Earth - Technically, because Earth is the 3rd closest planet.to the sun, every problem is a third world problem.
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    Text - In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana.... The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.
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    Music artist - "For a song entitled "Piano Man" it sure does have a lot of harmonica.
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    Curtain - The prestige associated with being Nigerian royalty.has dropped dramatically with the popularity of email
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    Bird - If you bred a seagull and an eagle, would it be a seagle eagull? or an
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    Facial expression - I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming
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    Stairs - The biggest indicator of howlam feeling.is howfastl go-up the stairs.
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    Oreo - What if they sold Oreo stuffing in squeeze bottles - Imagine the mayhem
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